Club Penguin Rewritten Cheats™: All Stage Plays in the History of Club Penguin (2007

In this section you can see all the plays that existed in the history of Club Penguin. game

I hope you enjoy!.

1) Space Adventure (November 2007)

Space Adventure was a play at the Stage. It was the first ever Stage play in Club Penguin. It first premiered in November 2007 and had an encore in March 2008. It did not return to the Stage again before it was removed in June 2015.

This historical play features a ship landing on a planet called Planet X however, the ship is in bad shape, and needs repairs. Robot and Ensign see an alien approaching the ship, and warn the captain. Everyone is frightened and scared of the alien- except Ensign. She has an idea the alien should visit Club Penguin, and soon everyone thinks it is a good idea. The alien helps fix the ship, and the friends all drive away.

Script
Captain
Calculate coordinates!
Robot
TWEE-BEEEP ... CALCULATING COORDINATES.
Ensign
Now landing on planet X.
Robot
SHIP BADLY DAMAGED... NEED REPAIRS.
Captain
The planet appears to be made of metal!
Ensign
Captain, I am picking up an alien signal!
Robot
BEEEP! I AM ROBOT! ALIEN APPROACHING!
Alien
Take me to your bird-feeder!
Ensign
I forgot my line! Line, please!
Captain:
Dear aliens, we come in peace!
Alien
I am hungry! I wish I had some pizza!
Ensign
You should join us, alien... We would love to have you at Club Penguin!
Alien
Yes, earthlings! Let us unite as friends!
Captain
Then we shall use the metal to fix the ship!
Robot
BEEEEEEP! I, ROBOT, HAVE FIXED SHIP!
Alien
Let us voyage together as a team!
Captain
Engage the carp drive... Let's get back to Club Penguin with our new friend!
Robot
BLABEEEEEP... HOORAY FOR CLUB PENGUIN!
Captain
Blast off!

2) The Twelfth Fish (December 2007)

The Twelfth Fish was a play at the Stage. It first premiered in December 2007 and had since then two encores. Rookie rewrote the script when the play made its second encore in January 2012.

This Shakespeare-like play is about a Countess, a Jester, and a Bard going to fish. A fish goes BLUB BLUB many times, and the three try to catch and eat it. The overall concept of the script also resembles Monty Python's "Find The Fish" sketch, which also features a search quest for a fish.

The re-written version tells the story of how the Jester and the Bard help their friend, the Countess, find the Twelfth Fish, so she can count it.

Script
Countess
The iceberg's a stage and we are penguins!
Jester
A stage where every penguin plays a part.
Bard
Fair maiden, shall we go and catch some fish?
Jester
To fish or not to fish, that is the question!
Countess
Good plan! Fishing is such a sweet comfort.
Bard
Now is the winter of our fishing trip.
Jester
As good luck would have it!
Bard
The first thing we do, let's catch all the fish.
Fish
BLUB BLUB!
Jester
O fishing line, fishing line! Wherefore art thou doing fine?
Fish
BLUBBETH!
Countess
What fish through yonder ocean swim?
Fish
DOUBLE, DOUBLE BLUB AND BUBBLE!
Bard
But hark! What fish through yonder water peeks?
Jester
A fish! A fish! My puffle for a fish!
Fish
AY, THERE'S THE BLUB!
Countess
Something fishy this way comes.
Jester
With my empty tummy my eye doth feast.
Bard
Now please get me a dish fit for the fish!
Fish
BUT NEVER DOUBT I BLUB!
Countess
Get thee to a fishery!
Jester
To dine, perchance to eat!
Bard
If fish be the food of life, waddle on!
THE END
Improvisation
For what is best, that best I wish in thee.
Fish, puffles, penguins, lend me your ears!
We crew, we happy crew, we land of penguins.
Small things make penguins proud.

3) Squidzoid vs Shadow Guy and Gamma Gal (January 2008)

Squidzoid vs Shadow Guy and Gamma Gal was a Stage play in Club Penguin. It first premiered at the Stage on January 11, 2008 and had ten encores since then.

Description: When the forces of evil are on the loose, who do you call? When villainous villains are wreaking havoc, who do you call? When buildings are being devoured by a giant squid, who do you call? The answer is Shadow Guy and Gamma Gal. Together, they form the most powerful team in history. With their mighty wave attacks, they face even the toughest challenges. Witness their most epic battle ever in...

Script
Reporter
Action news live!
Reporter
Tell us what's happening!
Witness
There's a giant monster!
Witness
No! Two of them!!!
Squidzoid
GRAWL! I HUNGRY!
Reporter
'GASP!' They'll eat the entire city!
Witness
Who will save us now?
Shadow Guy
The city needs our help!
Gamma Gal
Super costume mega transform!
(Heroes change into super suits)
Witness
Hooray! The heroes have arrived!
Reporter
Of course. Who else could save the day?
Shadow Guy
Freeze Squidzoid and Melmonst!
Gamma Gal
You've both eaten enough!
Squidzoid
BLARRG! YOU CAN'T STOP US!
Gamma Gal
Oh yeah? PLASMA GLOW WAVE!
Squidzoid
RROOOOAAAARR!
Reporter
The superheroes are using their powers!
Witness
Hooray heroes! Nice going!
Squidzoid
PUNY HEROES!
Squidzoid
YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR US!
Shadow Guy
Try this on for size! SHADOW WAVE!
Squidzoid
GLEEGRRAUWLL!
Reporter
Wait! Squidzoid's running.
Reporter
But Melmonst is staying!
Shadow Guy
Not the most reliable sidekick.
Gamma Gal
You're right. And he does not say a lot.
Witness
We can't have monsters all over the city!
Gamma Gal
Quick! With our powers combined!
Shadow Guy
For great justice!
Gamma Gal
For freedom!!
Shadow Guy
For the love of pizza with extra olives!
Squidzoid
NO! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! GRRAAA!
Witness
It's turning into a penguin!
(Squidzoid turns into a penguin)
Squidzoid
Hey, I'm a penguin again.
Squidzoid
What happened?
Reporter
You turned into Squidzoid!
Witness
And started eating the city!
Squidzoid
Oh! I had a monster appetite!
Shadow Guy
But there's still Melmonst!
Squidzoid
Hmm... looks kind of stuck up there.
Gamma Gal
Not a danger at all!
Witness
It makes a nice ornament.
Gamma Gal
Looks like our work here is done!
Squidzoid
Let's go get a fish pizza.
Shadow Guy
Extra olives, please!
Reporter
The city is saved!
Reporter
This reporter is signing off.
THE END
Director
ACTION!
Director
From the top.
Director
Places please!
Director
Special effects please!
Director
Bravo! Fantastic acting!

4) Team Blue's Rally Debut (February 2008)

Team Blue's Rally Debut was a Stage play in Club Penguin. It had only premiered at the Stage once, and did not return after its debut. It also had a sequel, called Team Blue's Rally 2.

Script
Happy Judge
Welcome everyone to the big Mascot Tryouts!
Grumpy Judge
Each mascot has to get through US to win.
Cheerleader
Let's give 'em a big round of applause!
Audience
Yeah! Go Team Blue!
Happy
Give it up for PEPPPPPPPYYYYYYY!
Peppy runs into gym, audience cheers
Peppy
ANY COOL BIRDS IN THE HOUSE TODAY? LEMME HEAR YA SAY BIRRRRRRRRD!
Audience
BRRRRRRRRD!
Peppy
OH EE OH EE OH!
Audience
ICE! ICE! ICE!
Tate runs into the gym
Tate
Did somebody say ICE?!...
Tate trips and falls
Tate
Oops! Didn't see those bleachers there...
Cheerleader
Everyone give it up for Tate! GO BLUE!
Tate trips and falls again, runs out of the gym
Grumpy Judge
Man, this competition is soooo lame.
Zeus
Oh man! I don't want to go out there!
Tate
C'mon, you should go. You'll do better than me.
Zeus
But I don't even have a cool entrance!
Peppy enters the hallway to see what's happening
Peppy
HEY! TURN THOSE FROWNS UPSIDE-DOWN! DON'T LEAVE ME TO BE THE CLOWN!
Zeus
But Peppy... I don't want to look dumb!
Grumpy
Excuse me, but can we get on with the show?
Tate
You could not do any worse than me, Zeus!
Audience
WE WANT ZEUS! WE WANT ZEUS!
Tate
See, Zeus! They want to see your cool outfit!
Peppy
YEAH ZEUS, GIVE EM THE SCHOOL SPIRIT!
Zeus
I just don't want to be alone out there.
Peppy
WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO!
Zeus
What do you mean?
Peppy
LET'S GO TOGETHER! AS A TEAM!
Tate
Yeah! We can be The Blue Crew!
Zeus
Okay...maybe that would work... Let's try it!
The three mascots enter gym
Audience
BLUE... TEAM... BACK AGAIN! TIME IS RIGHT SO LET'S BEGIN!
Peppy
STOP!... BLUE TIME!
Tate
Make some noise for the Team Blue Crew!
Zeus
Let me hear ya say MOOOOOOSE!
Audience
MOOOOOOOSE!
Tate
Let me hear ya say ICE!
Audience
BERG!
Tate
ICE!
Audience
BERG!
Cheerleader
Looks like the audience likes ALL OF THEM!
Grumpy
Umm... can we choose none of them?
Happy
Presenting the winner... the Team Blue Crew!
Grumpy
Great... Can I go home now?
THE END

5) Quest for the Golden Puffle (April 2008)

The Quest for the Golden Puffle was a Stage play in Club Penguin. This play was also very popular, since it won everything in the Penguin Play Awards except for Best Costume every time. It first premiered in April 2008 and since then had seven encores.

Script
Yukon
We have to be careful in this pyramid, Alaska!
Alaska
Can't find rare gems without a little danger...
Alaska
Hey look, a switch! Wonder what it does...
Yukon
Oh no! Run! It's a snowball trap!
Alaska
What's an adventure without a few traps?
Yukon
That was close! Told you we should be careful!
Alaska
Careful is my middle name.
Yukon
Look! The Golden Puffle! Let's get it!
Alaska
I've been waiting a long, long time for this...
(Door opens and Boris appears)
Boris
TUMMMMMMY!
King Ra-Ra
Halt! Who dares to enter the great pyramid!
Alaska
Quick, Yukon! Grab the Golden puffle!
Yukon
Got it! Let's get out of here!
Boris
TUMMMMMY!
King Ra-Ra
Don't let them take it, Boris!
Alaska
We've gotta get out of here... fast!
Yukon
Oh no! We're trapped in the pyramid!
Alaska
You can say that again.
Yukon
Oh no! We're trapped in the pyramid!
Boris
TUMMMMMY!
King Ra-Ra
You can't escape the great pyramid!
King Ra-Ra
Now give us the Golden Puffle!
Alaska
I don't give up my quests that easy, Ra-Ra!
Boris
TUMMMMMY!
Yukon
Wait! I think I know how to stop all of this!
(Yukon gives Boris the Golden Puffle)
Boris
TUM MEEEEE!
Alaska
What are you doing Yukon?! That's my treasure!
(Boris unwraps the Golden puffle)
Yukon
It's a puffle-shaped chocolate in gold wrapper!
King Ra-Ra
That's right! And Boris was really hungry!
Boris
YUMMMMMMY!
King Ra-Ra
That's why we had to get it back!
Alaska
Sigh. Guess it's not the rare puffle I thought.
King Ra-Ra
Oh, but it is rare!
King Ra-Ra
It is made of the island's rarest dark chocolate!
Yukon
This isn't the puffle we were looking for.
Alaska
Do not fear, Yukon! New adventures await!
King Ra-Ra
Hmmm...where did I put that snowball of mine?
Alaska
Onwards to victory and the rarest puffles!
Boris
THAT'S A WRAP!
THE END
Director
Places everyone!
Director
Take it again from the top!
Director
Excellent work, team. Keep it up!
Director
That's a wrap!
Director
Take a bow everyone!

6) The Penguins that Time Forgot (June 2008)

The Penguins that Time Forgot was a Stage play in Club Penguin. It first premiered in June 2008 and since then had four encores.

Description: Chester is a curious penguin with an eye for a bargain. One day, he meets a penguin that offers him an invention—a time machine consisting of a box and 'special hat'. Chester takes the cobbly creation back to his igloo and steps into the box. The rest is, as they say, prehistory...

Script
Chester
Time to try out this new Time Travel 1000!
Time machine opens
Critteroo
UGG! DINO! UGG!
Chester
What is this place? Where am I?
Kek
GRUB! GRUB GRUB!
Chester
I'm in a Grub? What's a Grub!
Critteroo
LAVA! LAVA!
Chester
Lava?! I've gotta get out of here!
Time machine breaks
Chester
Great, now I'm stuck in some place called Grub.
Tiki
TIKI UGG!
Kek
GRRRRRRRUB!
Chester
Now who's this with the big silly mask?
Tiki
TIKI TIKI BOARD TIKI BOARD!
Critteroo
TIKI! TIKI! ATOOK!
Tiki
ABOOT! ABOOT!
Kek
YUB NUB GRUB!
Chester
Okay, really now. Can't you just use real words?
Critteroo
GRUB! GRUB TIKI GRUB-GRUB!
Chester
You do know you don't make any sense, right?
Critteroo
LAVA NO TIKI GRUB!
Chester
Sigh. Okay, something about lava and grubs.
Tiki
ABOOOOOOT
Chester
You were wearing boots, but the grubs took them?
Kek
LAVA NO LAVA! GRUB TIKI GRUB!
Chester
Let me guess, your name is Tiki and you're Grub.
Tiki
ABOOT TIKI!
Critteroo
TIKI GRUB-GRUB!
Chester
I give up! I have no idea what you're saying.
Kek
DINO YUB NUB LAVAAA!
Chester
Well, I may as well join in...
Chester
GRUB GRUB!
Tiki
TIKI BOARD BOARD!
Kek
LAVA DINO GRUB!
Chester
Last time I buy a time machine for 10 coins...
THE END
Director
Places everyone!
Director
Take it again from the top!!
Director
Excellent work, team. Keep it up!
Director
Thats a wrap!
Director
Take a bow everyone!

7) Team Blue's Rally 2 (August 2008)

Team Blue's Rally 2 was a Stage play in Club Penguin. It premiered at the Stage in August 2008, and did not return after its debut. It is preceded by Team Blue's Rally Debut.

Script
Zeus on stage alone
Zeus
Oh no, it's time for the big game already!
Zeus
I can't believe I have to do this by myself.
Jupiter & Bella enter
Bella
Hiya! I'll be the cheerleader for this match.
Bella
Wait until you hear my cool cheers!
Jupiter
Ready for the big game there. Zeussy?
Zeus
Um.... yes I am... err... who are you?
Jupiter
The name's Jupiter.
Zeus
I guess you're here to help cheer on Team Blue?
Jupiter
No way! I'm here to make sure Red wins!
Bella
RED IS GOOD! RED'S THE BEST!
Bella
BETTER THAN A YELLOW VEST! GOOOO RED!
Zeus
But um.... I'm supposed to be the moose mascot!
Zeus
I thought Team Red's mascot was an alien!
Jupiter
Antenna was LAST year's mascot!
Bella
LAST YEAR'S OUT! THIS YEAR'S IN!
Bella
See how my cheer was? Not too shabby, eh?
Jeff the referee and both teams enter
Jeff
All right, everyone ready for some dodgeball?
Jupiter
Never been more ready, Jeff!
Jupiter
EVERYONE LEMME HEAR YA SAY MOOOSE!
Team Red
MOOOSE!
Zeus
Wait um.... hey.... that's MY line!
Jupiter
No I'm pretty sure it's MINE there, Zeussy!
Jeff
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Time out!
Jeff
Be a good sport! Cheers are for everyone!
Bella
Yeah right, that's what he says.
Scoreboard breaks
Jeff
Oh great, now the scoreboard's broken!
Bella
OOPS OOPS GOES THE CLOCK!
Bella
USED TO TICK BUT NOW IT TOCKS!
Bella
Ha! you didn't catch that one, did ya?
Zeus
Maybe we could just play for fun instead?
Jupiter
No way! You want this trophy back?
Jupiter
You'll have to earn it!
Jupiter
This is TEAM RED'S time to shine!
Bella
HE'S GONNA SHINE THE CLOCK!
Jupiter
Not THAT kind of shine, Bella.
Bella
Oh. I thought you were gonna fix the scoreboard.
Zeus
You know what?! I've had enough of this!
Zeus
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY MOOSE IN TOWN!
Zeus
I'm gonna show you who the original moose is!
Zeus
I'm gonna encourage my team to go on!
Zeus
ARE YOU READY BLUE TEAM?!
Team Blue
Yeah!
Zeus
LEMME HEAR YA SAY MOOOOSE!
Team Blue
MOOOOSE!
Zeus
Now let's bring this trophy BACK HOME!
Bella
LET'S HEAR IT FOR TEAM BLUE!
Team Blue
GO TEAM BLUE!
Jupiter
We'll see who this trophy belongs to...
Jeff
Game on!
Whistle blows and the game begins while Bella and other cheerleaders start doing team cheers
THE END

8) Ruby and the Ruby (September 2008)

Ruby and the Ruby was a Stage play in Club Penguin. It first premiered in September 2008 and since then had six encores.

Description: Private detective Jacques Hammer has a nose for sniffing out trouble. One night, in the middle of a terrible thunderstorm, the fiery Ms. Ruby turns up in his office with a problem. There's a missing gemstone, and Jacques is the man to find to find it. As he's looking around for clues, a fishy looking character turns up outside. Maybe he's got answers for Jacques...

Script
Scene 1
Hammer
I was working late. A Terrible storm was raging.
Ruby
You gotta help me!
Hammer
What's the problem madam?
Ruby
Someone has stolen my gemstone!
Hammer
Jacques Hammer at your service.
Ruby
Let's work together.
Hammer
I work alone, Ms. Ruby.
Ruby
There was this fishy-looking guy outside.
Hammer
And you suspect him?
Ruby
I saw him throw something in the bin.
Scene 2
Hammer
The name's Hammer - Jacques Hammer.
Hammer
I've got a few questions for you.
Tenor
Mind if I play hopscotch while you ask them?
Hammer
What were you doing yesterday?
Tenor
I was right here with my hopscotch gang.
Hammer
I bet you've hopscotched away a few gems, right?
Tenor
You're barking up the wrong tree, Hammer.
Scene 3
Hammer
There was nothing in the bin. I needed clues.
Dom
Hello Mr. Hammer. It's good to see you, sir.
Hammer
Seen anything suspicious, Dom?
Dom
Sorry, Mr. Hammer, sir, I haven't.
Hammer
Where's Ms. Ruby?
Dom
She's arranging the flowers across the hall, sir.
Hammer
That lady's trouble. I need to speak to her...
Dom
Don't forget to sign the guestbook, sir.
Scene 4
Hammer
Anything else you can tell me, madam?
Ruby
Haven't you found it yet? I'm busy.
(Ruby exits)
Hammer
I found a note under a vase.
Hammer
The numbers looked like a combination.
Scene 5
Hammer
Here's your gem, Ms. Ruby. It was safe all along.
Ruby
Oh, jolly well done, Hammer.
Hammer
Another day, another crime solved.
THE END
Director
Scene 1. And, action!
Director
Scene 2, from the top!
Director
Scene 3, places please.
Director
Scene 4. Let's see some effort here.
Director
Ready for Scene 5?
Director
Let's take it from the top.
Director
Can we have some quiet please?
Director
Two minute call, actors and actresses to the stage.

9) Space Adventure Planet Y (October 2008)

Space Adventure Planet Y was a Stage play in Club Penguin. It first premiered in October 2008, and again in November 2010 and September 2012, it returned after a year of not being shown at the stage in May 2014 and returned nearly a year later in March 2015. It was the sequel to the original play, Space Adventure.

The script Space Adventure Planet Y and its prequel were featured in The Official Stage Playbook.

Description: After a dramatic crash on Planet X, the brave Captain Snow and his crew made a new buddy in the alien, Zip. As the team journeys back to Club Penguin aboard the SS Astro Barrier, they encounter an asteroid which foils their plans for a smooth ride. What will happen to our heroes as the spaceship heads for yet another crash landing?

Story: After a dramatic crash on Planet X, the brave Captain Snow and his crew made a new buddy with the alien, Zip. As the team journey back to Club Penguin aboard the SS Astro Barrier, they encounter an asteroid which foils their plans for a smooth ride. They crash on Planet Y and encounter aliens called Quip and Qua. These look very alike. They try to steal Tin Can 3000 but failed. The SS Astro Barrier team reboot his system with ice cream. They fly away from Planet Y and head for the Iceberg.

Script
Captain
Captain's journal, entry 30:16...
Captain
The SS Astro Barrier returns to Club Penguin...
Ensign
Speed set to carp five.
Zip
Wait! Watch out for the-
Asteroid hits the SS Astro Barrier
Robot
TWEEE-BEEP! ERROR 6000! DIRECT HIT!
Zip
...asteroid!
Ensign
Captain, it's thrown us off course!
Captain
Engage the carp drive. Full reverse!
Robot
BEEP BEEP! CARP DRIVE FAILURE.
Ensign
Negative Captain. It's not working.
Zip
Have you tried clearing the cache?
Ensign
I've tried, but it won't reload!
Captain
Emergency Crash landing-that planet will do.
Robot
GLEEEEEEP! OVERHEATING!
Zip
No, not Planet Y! My rivals the Qs live here!
Ship crashes into building
Qua
Visitors, you've disturbed our meeting...
Quip
So you have our old robot, Tin Can. Greetings.
Qua
We're planning to make a giant space craft.
Quip
Tin Can 3000, help us get ship parts. Now!
Robot
NEW ORDER RECEIVED. REPROGRAMMING.
Zip
Wait! Remember space directive 402?
Captain
The bot exchange agreement! Quick thinking, Zip!
Quip
They own the bot. He can't destroy the craft...
Qua
Let's do it ourselves-we'll be fast!
Zip
Restart the bot, and let's get out of here.
Robot
REBOOTING. REBOOTING. REBOOTING.
Robot
GLEEEP! ENGINE TERMINATED. JET FUEL LOW!
Ensign
No! How are we going to get back this time?
Robot
ZWEEEP! ABORT, RETRY, FAIL?
Captain
Retry. Tin Can, use ice cream for fuel.
Zip
It's working! Let's get out of here.
Captain
Set a course for the Iceberg. Carp 5. Engage!
Quip
We shall meet again, Captain Snow...
THE END
Director
Director
Places please!
Director
5 minute call, actors to the stage.
Director
Let's take it from the top!
Director
It's a wrap!

10) Fairy Fables (November 2008)

Fairy Fables was a Stage play in Club Penguin. It first premiered at the Stage in November 2008 and since then, Fairy Fables had seven encores.

Description: Once upon a time ... ... There lived a fairy storyteller called Twee - that's me! I live in a magical library where I tell no ordinary story tales. I like to mix things up a bit. It's a tale of twos you might say! So buckle up and get ready for the ride! This is the tale of a prince all dressed in red who goes riding though the forest to take some croissants to a pricess with really long hair. I like to call it 'The Enchanted Forest'.

Script
Twee
Once upon a time a prince was dressed all in red...
Prince Redhood
Red?! Are you sure? It's not really my color.
Twee
Don't interrupt! I said he was dressed in RED!
Prince Redhood
Oh. All right, then. What a lovely day!
Twee
He was taking croissants to a hungry princess.
Prince Redhood
Golly, I hope she like pastries.
Twee
But suddenly, something jumped out of the trees!
Prince Redhood
Oh no! A scary looking sheep!
Big Bad Wool
BAA! I am the Big Bad Wool an I'm hungry!
Prince Redhood
What great big teeth you've got!
Big Bad Wool
All the better to eat croissants with!
Prince Redhood
No chance, woolly! They're for the princess.
Big Bad Wool
Well, then I'll huff and I'll puff...
Twee
And the Big Bad Wool blew all the trees down.
Prince Redhood
Oh no! What am I going to do?
Twee
You need to distract the sheep, of course!
Prince Redhood
Oh yes. Look over there!
Big Bad Wool
A unicorn flying through the sky? BAA-zaa!
Prince Redhood
Aha, now I can escape!
Twee:
Finally the prince arrived at the castle.
Prince Redhood
Now I will climb up Grumpunzel's long hair.
Twee
You'll have to make do with a ladder.
Prince Redhood
If I must...
Grumpunzel
La la la la...
Prince Redhood
She's totally lost in la la land. What do I do now?
Twee
Throw a magic snowball at her, of course!
(Prince Redhood throws a snowball at Grumpunzel)
Grumpunzel
Oi! What do you think you're doing?
Prince Redhood:
Princess! I've brought you some croissants!
Grumpunzel
Croissants? I asked for COOKIES!
Prince Redhood
Guess they don't call her Grumpunzel for nothing.
Twee
I think she should go back to la la land. ZAP!
Big Bad Wool
BAA! Excuse me! I'm really hungry here!
Twee
Well there are plenty of croissants to go 'round.
Prince Redhood
You'd better not wool them all down at once.
Twee
And they lived happily ever after.
THE END.

11) Team Blue vs Team Red (February 2009)

Team Blue vs. Team Red was a Stage play in Club Penguin. It first premiered in February 2009 and since then has had 2 encores.

Description: Since the beginning of time, two teams struggle for greatness. Bearing the ancient colors of their ancestors, they have met on every field of contest known to penguin-kind, Now, Team Blue and Team Red will clash in the greatest game in all of history: Dodge Ball. Who will win? Find out in...

Script
A dodgeball event taking place in a high school
Jeff
It's the final match of the Dodgeball championship!
Zeus
Alright, here we go. Don't get nervous. Don't get nervous.
Tate
Arr! Don't worry Zeus, we're ready for this. Chin up, sailor!
Zeus
I'll try.
Jeff
In this corner, those marvelous mascots, the BLUE TEAM!
Jeff
And in this corner, the defending champs, the RED
Scarlet
Well, this should be easy. right Eric?
Eric
. . .
Scarlet
Haha! Good one!
Jeff
Alright guys, I want a nice friendly game. I mean it.
Scarlet
You got it ref. A nice SHORT friendly game.
Tate
Hey! I heard that!
Jeff
Alright, here we go. GAME ON!
Scarlet
Ready or not, here comes my super ultra mega power ball!
(Scarlet throws a dodge ball.)
Zeus
Yikes! That almost took my antlers off!
Tate
Look out Zeus!
(Eric throws a dodge ball and misses.)
Tate
HA! Is that all you got?
Eric
. . .
(Eric throws a dodge ball, and pegs Tate!)
Tate
Oh no! I'm down! I'm down!
Scarlet
Ha ha ha! More like Tate the SUNKEN Migrator!
Jeff
TWEET! Clean hit! Tate is out!
Eric
. . .
Zeus
Oh no! I'm all alone! I can't do this!
Scarlet
Alright, just one more power ball, and this game is OVER!
Jeff
TWEET! Foul! Too many shoes on the court!
Zeus
Wait, what?
Jeff
Someone has to take off his or her shoes. I mean it!
Scarlet
Fine, I'll take off my shoes
Jeff
Game on!
Scarlet
Alright Zeus, any last words before you're out?
Zeus
Umm...How about 'yikes!'
Jeff
TWEET! Foul! No saying 'yikes' on the court!
Scarlet
What? That's just silly!
Zeus
Umm, sorry? I won't do it again...
Jeff
Game on!
Scarlet
As I was saying, here comes my most powerful dodge ball!
Jeff
TWEET! Foul!
Scarlet
Now what?!
Jeff
Your name is too long. You must shorten it.
Scarlet
Okay, this is getting crazy! I'm just going to throw the ball.
(Scarlet throws a dodge ball)
Zeus
Gadzooks!
(Dodge ball misses Zeus, rebounds backs)
Scarlet
Look out! Runaway dodge ball!
Eric
! ! !
(Dodge ball misses Team Red, rebounds and hits Jeff!)
Jeff
TWEET! Clean hit! The ref is out!
Zeus
But wait... YOU'RE the ref!
Scarlet
Yeah, I didn't mean to hit you.
Jeff
Doesn't matter. Rules are rules. TWEET! Game on!!
Scarlet
Alright then. Let's finish this, Blue Team!
Zeus
You're on!
(They finish the game. It's up to you to decide who wins!)
Tate
And the winner is...
Everyone
RED TEAM!
Everyone
BLUE TEAM!
Everyone
IT'S A TIE!
THE END.
Director
Director
Places please!
Director
5 minute call, actors to the stage.
Director
Let's take it from the top!
Director
It's a wrap!

12) The Haunting of the Viking Opera (May 2009)

The Haunting of the Viking Opera was a spoof of the famous play, The Phantom of the Opera, except it had Viking penguins in the cast. It first premiered in May 2009 and has had 4 encores.

Description: It's the day before the opening of "The Viking Opera", and things aren't going smoothly. A mysterious "glowing ghost" has everyone too afraid to continue rehearsing. Helga, the leading Viking lady, hasn't even practiced for her solo! Can this mystery be solved in time? Find out in...

Story: It starts out with two penguins named Hector and Helga. Hector, the director want Helga to sing her solo, but Helga refuses to sing because she's afraid a ghost is haunting. Hector tries to snap her out of it and wants her to sing. Helga then sings, but an eerie moan fills the stage. It wasn't Helga- the two think it was a ghost! Helga sings a high note, which buries the ghost in an avalanche. It turns out it was only the costume designer, Moneek. He tangled himself in there accidentally. No ghost after all!

Script
Hector
Alright everyone, it's time for Helga's solo. From the top!
Helga
NO! NO! A billion times NO! I will not sing!
Hector
Come on Helga! Your solo's the most important part of the play!
Helga
NO! As long as the ghost is ghosting, I will not sing!
Hector
Helga, please! There's no such thing as ghosts!
Bailey
Now now, miss 'egla, nothin' to worry about. Im 'ere now.
Helga
Oh, but what if the ghost throws a tomato or something?
Bailey
No worries. I'll 'appily take a tomato for you any day.
Helga
Well...Alright. I'll do it. I'll sing.
Hector
Wonderful! Alright everyone, places, places!
Everyone takes in their places.
Hector
All right, from the top. One... Two... Three... Action!
Ghost
OOOooooOOOOooooooOOOOoooOOO!!!!!
Bailey
Yikes! That doesn't sound right...
Helga
It's not me! IT'S THE GHOST!
Ghost
OOOOooooOOOOOooOOOoooOOOO!!!!
Hector
Oh my goodness! The ghost is real?!
Helga
Don't just stand there, do something!
Bailey
Well, I ain't afraid of no ghost! Let me 'andle this!
Bailey
You there! You're under arrest! Haunting is against the law!
Ghost begins to glow.
Ghost
OOOOoooOOOooOOOoOO!!!
Bailey
On second thought, maybe I'll let you off with a warning...
Hector
Maybe if we ask nicely, it'll go haunt the mine or something...
Helga
Oh fiddle sticks! I've had enough! Shoo, ghost, shoo!
Ghost
OOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOO!!!
Helga
Hmph! You call that a G flat? I'LL show you a G flat...
Helga
LA LA LA LAAAAAA!!!!!!
Ghost
OOOOoooOOOOooOOOO!!!
Helga
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Bailey
BLIMEY! I CAN'T EVEN HEAR MYSELF THINK!
Hector
WHAAAAT?!!
There's a rumble and suddenly...
...a giant avalanche buries the ghost.
Helga
Now THAT'S how you sing opera.
Hector
I guess it's not over until the hat lady sings!
Bailey
Alright, now let's see who's really behind the ghost!
Bailey removes the Ghost's costume
Hector
Why it's Moneek, our costume designer!
Moneek
Whoa, my head... What's going on here?
Hector
What were you doing in that sheet?
Moneek
Sorry, I got tangled in that sheet with my flashlight.
Helga
Then why were you yelling 'OOOOooooOOOO!!!'
Moneek
Oh, it was too bright. It was hurting my eyes.
Bailey
Well, I'm glad we got all that cleared up!
Helga
And I finally got a chance to practice my solo!
Hector
Good show everyone. Let's take it from the top

13) Underwater Adventure (August 2009)

The Underwater Adventure was a stage play in Club Penguin. It first premiered at the Stage in August 2009 and has had 3 encores since then.

Description: Daring Daisy and Fearless Fiesel are on a mission into depths of the ocean to search for treasure. But meeting the Mystic Fish leads them to a far greater discovery...

Script
Fiesel
And so our search for the lost town continues.
Daisy
I don't think we should go that way!
Fiesel
There's nothing down here to be afraid of.
Daisy
Nothing except that giant lobster?
Fiesel
It's just an underwater parking attendant!
Lobster
Move along now- no fleating here!
Daisy
Can you tell us the way to the secret city?
Lobster
It would hardly be a secret if I told you!
Fiesel
What about treasure? Have you seen any?
Lobster
Sure there's some over there. Now move along!
Daisy
Thanks for the treasure!
Mystic Fish
BLUB! BLUB!
Fiesel
The Mystic Fish! I wonder if it can help us?
Mystic Fish
Who disturbs me?
Fiesel
We are looking for adventure, oh wise fish!
Mystic Fish
To find a hidden land in the sea...
Mystic Fish
Swim down-stream. Now leave me be!
Daisy
I'm not getting out of the submarine. I cant swim!
Fiesel
Oh great, a diver who can't swim That's just brilliant!
Daisy
Is it too late for a swimming lesson? I wish I'd brought my water wings!
Fiesel
Be brave and take my flipper.It's okay, there is a lifeguard over there!
Daisy
I can do it! I'm swimming
Fiesel
Look! The hidden city! We did it!
Daisy
Wow! I've neverseen so many merpenguins
Bubbles
Welcome travelers!
Flippers
New friends! Let me tell you a joke.
Bubbles
Oh no. Now you've got him stared.
Flippers
What lies under the ocean and shivers?
Flippers
A nervous wreck
Daisy
Lol! That's terrible
Bubbles
Enough, Flippers! Let them explore the city.
Flippers
Welcome to Penglantis-our home is yours!
Daisy
This is such an adventure!
Fiesel
And its only just begun!
THE END
Actions
Director
Places please!
Director
Start swimming!
Director
Fantastic acting, well done
Director
Curtain call!

14) Norman Swarn Hass Been Transformed (February 2010)

Norman Swarm has been Transformed was a play, which was played at The Stage in November 2009 and April 2011. Also, in the Club Penguin Times issue #212, it read: "Penguins will need to work with others to find all the secrets of this Stage... including a hidden room!"

Description: It's a big sized world. And you fit right in! To uncover the door to the Garden Gnome's secret room and find the bug-sized cure:

Work with a group of actors!
At least 1 of you must wear a bug costume!

Story: Norman Swarm Has Been Transformed tells the story of Norman Swarm, who accidentally shrunk himself to bug size. During his exploration of the grassy area he shrunk himself in, he meets many bugs and other garden critters such as: Bonnie the Moth, Gladys the Spider, Bernard the Garden Gnome, Toni the Snail, and Fuzz the Bee. All the characters helped Norman Swarm to find a cure so he can revert to being "normal size".

Hidden Room: To find the hidden room (Underground), you needed at least 5 penguins standing on the O's made of pebblesand. At least one penguin must be dressed as a bug. Then, in the Gnome Room, you would do the same thing you did in the Stage (stand on the O's), but this time, a treasure chest would open, and reveals a pin. Everytime this play comes up to the Stage, a different pin is in the chest.

Script
Stand on the X's with the right amount of actors!
Make sure there's at least one bug with you...
Act 1: Overground
NORMAN SWARM
Norman Swarm
The laser! Look what it is done to me.
Norman Swarm
I've been transformed! I'm SO very small!
Norman Swarm
I'm like a bug! Is there a cure?
Norman Swarm
I must find a cure!!!
Norman Swarm
Now which way do we go?
Norman Swarm
What'll happen if we stand here?
Norman Swarm
I'm not a bug! I'm a penguin!
Norman Swarm
Where can I find this Gnome?
Norman Swarm
You look like you know your way around. Come with me!
Norman Swarm
It seems I need bug to help me!
BONNIE THE MOTH
Bonnie the Moth
Just gotta find that wise Garden Gnome!
Bonnie the Moth
Hey! How's a spider like a top? Always spinning!
Bonnie the Moth
What did one snail say to another? Get ya next slime!
Bonnie the Moth
What's the biggest moth? A mammoth!
Bonnie the Moth
Hey! You! Bee-have yourself! Hahaha!
Bonnie the Moth
I could totally be wrong. But let's try standing here!
GLADYS THE SPIDER.
Gladys the Spider
AHH! Help! A BUG!
Gladys the Spider
Say, I've not seen a bug like you before!
Gladys the Spider
I AM? Oh my. No wonder I'm scared of my own shadow.
Gladys the Spider
Well, we'd better get you to see the Garden Gnome.
Gladys the Spider
Please don't give me a mirror. Bugs frighten me.
Gladys the Spider
You like the web? Thanks. I made it myself.
Gladys the Spider
This way. You can hold one of my hands if you wish.
TONI THE SNAIL.
Toni the Snail
I'm no bug. I'm a mollusk.
Toni the Snail
It's hard keeping up with a house on your back.
Toni the Snail
I guess you'd better find the Garden Gnome.
Toni the Snail
Make your way to the door. I'll be there...soon.
Toni the Snail
A penguin? How'd you get so little?
Toni the Snail
Slow and steady - it is not a race, you know!
FUZZ THE BEE.
Fuzz the Bee
Whatdya know! A puny penguin! I've seen everything now!
Fuzz the Bee
The Garden Gnome always has all the answers.
Fuzz the Bee
Watch out for the water!
Fuzz the Bee
Hey! You're a strong swimmer!
Fuzz the Bee
High five... or figh hive! Ha!
Fuzz the Bee
Fly right this way! Oh...you don't fly? Too bad!
End of Act 1.
Act 2: Underground
Garden Gnome
Garden bugs, welcome. Tell me your worries.
Gladys the Spider
We've brought a friend - he claims he's a penguin!
Bonnie the Moth
He's half the penguin he used to be. Even smaller, actually!
Fuzz the Bee
Said silly scientist has shrunk!
Norman Swarm
It's true, I've been transformed!
Gladys the Spider
Do you have a cure for him?
Garden Gnome
Stand on the stones - make sure there's a bug!
Garden Gnome
You've worked together and earned the treasure!
Garden Gnome
Take your pin, exit, and you'll be back to normal.
Garden Gnome
Your pin is the cure!
Garden Gnome
Take it and transform to your regular size. Don't bump your head.
Norman Swarm
Thank you, friends! It's time to take the door home.
Toni the Snail
I made it! Did I miss anything?
THE END.
DIRECTOR
Director
Places please!
Director
And... action!
Director
Fantastic acting. Well done!
Director
Try standing on the X's.
Director
This isn't a rehearsal! Get into costume, please.
EXTRAS
Director
Did you know the praying mantis can turn its head 180 degrees?!
Director
Ladybugs beat their wings 85 times a second in flight.
Director
Snails are deaf!
Director
Spiders can jump up to 40 times their own body length.
Director
Honeybees have hair on their eyes!

15) Secrets of the Bamboo Forest (October 2010)

Secrets of the Bamboo Forest was a Stage play that made its début on February 11, 2010. There were secrets in the play such as possessing the Feather Pin or any of its variants allowed access to the bridge and the Phoenix Queen's home. In this stage play, the Bamboo Forest is home to a Monkey King. The objective of this stage play was find the Golden Feather. It was based on a real Chinese story.

The play was returned to the Stage on October 7, 2010. It has a new feather to find.

When it returned in June 9, 2011. It had a new feather (The Enchanted Feather Pin) and a new item in the Costume Trunk. That item was the Sunset Crown.

The play returned on February 4, 2015 and The Enchanted Feather Pin returned to the Beacon.

Description: Welcome to the Bamboo Forest. Prepare to discover many secrets. To cross the river, you must have Enchanted Feather. To Find this feather you will need to leave the Stage and explore the island. Good luck!

Story: The story is about the Monkey King, his friend Funny Pig, and their quest to find treasure in the Phoenix Queen's palace. Before they can enter the palace, they need to find the Golden Feather. Monkey King and Funny Pig search all over the Island and finally get it. They return to the palace with the feather, to find their ways blocked by the Queen's Guardian Dog. He tells them that the only way to enter is to find the Golden Feather. Monkey shows him the feather and Guardian Dog lets them in. The Phoenix Queen greets Monkey King eagerly, and congratulates both Monkey King and Funny Pig for their dedication with a background. They all end up happy and hope for new adventures in the future.

Script
Act 1
Monkey King
The Treasure is so close! In that palace!
Monkey King
... Where the Phoenix Queen Lives!
Funny Pig
Um...did you say treasure?
Monkey King
Yes! Do you know how to cross this river?
Funny Pig
Treasure? Like mud? Anchovies? Chocolate?
Monkey King
No... well - maybe. How do we cross?
Funny Pig
There is a magic bridge!
Funny Pig
First we must find the Golden Feather.
Monkey King
Is it close by?
Funny Pig
It's hidden in a place of light far away.
Monkey King
Lead the way, Funny Pig!
Funny Pig
Let's search the whole Island together.
Funny Pig
Maybe there will be some snacks along the way!
Act 2
Monkey King
We return with the feather!
Funny Pig
Hey, that stone just moved!
Funny Pig
And I found a Pizza! Candy topping!
Guardian Dog
Monkey, this is not your place to be.
Monkey King
But I'm not a Monkey. I'm the monkey KING!
Guardian Dog
I'm the Guardian Dog! I keep the palace pest free.
Guardian Dog
You must prove yourself worthy to enter.
Monkey King
Alright... let's see... TURNS TO WIND
Funny Pig
Ooh! What's this strange wind?
Guardian Dog
Pfft! Don't play games monkey! I know your tricks.
Monkey King
But of course. Hey... did you want some snacks?
Guardian Dog
Snacks? No! The feather is your key.
Guardian Dog
If you found the feather, you may enter.
Monkey King
Thank you, Guardian Dog.
Guardian Dog
Sure thing, Monkey King! Kai-men-da-ji!
Act 3
Phoenix Queen
Greetings, Monkey! I've been expecting you.
Monkey King
Phoenix Queen! It has been a long journey!
Phoenix Queen
You are brave and clever!
Phoenix Queen
I award you this very rare background.
Funny Pig
Wow! Do I get one too?
Phoenix Queen
Alright. Just be sure not to gobble it.
Funny Pig
Sweet!
Monkey King
Thank you, Phoenix Queen...
Monkey King
I have enjoyed my adventure.
Phoenix Queen
Then you shall have more.
Director
Director
Places please!
Director
And... action!
Director
To enter the palace you need the Golden Feather.
Director
Let's take it from the top!
Director
Bravo! Fantastic acting!

16) Night of The Living Sled (Live) (October 2011)

Night of the living Sled (Live) was a play at the Stage. It first premiered in October 2011. The Switchbox 3000 was missing for this play. It was a live version of the three classic Club Penguin films, Night of the Living Sled. It had since then three encores.

Script
Rad Scientist
BWA HA HA! IT'S ALIVE!
Scared Penguin
AAAHHHHH!
Scared Penguin
Is the sled still chasing us?
Frightened Penguin
No, I think we lost it!
Frightened Penguin
Quick! Block all the entrances!
Scared Penguin
That should do the trick!
Frightened Penguin
Yeah! Did you block the door too?
Scared Penguin
No...didn't you?!
Frightened Penguin
The sled is still chasing us!
Scared Penguin
What will we do?
Frightened Penguin
I know! We'll lose it on the Ski Hill!
Scared Penguin
Now we'll be safe
Frightened Penguin
Oh no! It's the sled!
Scared Penguin
That's just the Sled Racing catalog
Frightened Penguin
Not that sled. The other sled!
Frightened Penguin
Hurry! Let's escape on those tubes!
Scared Penguin
Now we'll get away for sure!
Frightened Penguin
It's right behind us!
Scared Penguin
Look out for that rock!
The Living Sled hits the rock
Frightened Penguin
Did you see that? We got away!
Scared Penguin
Look out for that...
They crash into a snow drift
Scared Penguin
pile of snow
Frightened Penguin
Hey! We did it! We got away from the sled!
Scared Penguin
You're right! I'm so happy!
The Living Sled pops out of the snow pile
Frightened Penguin
AHHHHHHH!
THE END?
DIRECTOR
Director
Places please!
Director
And... action!
Director
Let's try that take again
Director
Fantastic acting. Well done!

17) Battle of the Ancient Shadows (November 2011)

Battle of the Ancient Shadows was a stage play in Club Penguin. It first premiered in November 2011. It returned to the stage on May 9, 2013, and returned once again, on April 4, 2014.

Stage Battle of the Ancient Shadows shadow fish

Stage Battle of the Ancient Shadows shadow dragon

Stage Battle of the Ancient Shadows shadow monkey

Stage Battle of the Ancient Shadows shadow penguin

Stage Battle of the Ancient Shadows shadow keeper

Script
Costumes from this play change behind the screen.
Ancient Dragon
Long ago we dragons ruled the island
Sage Fish
Ahh I must correct you, Ancient Dragon
Sage Fish
For it was we FISH who ruled the land
Ancient Dragon
Ha, you always DID have a funny sense of humor
Ancient Dragon
Are you forgetting our great shadow battle?
Sage Fish
Not likely Ancient Dragon
Sage Fish
Perhaps YOU are forgetting YOUR great loss
Sage Fish
Went up in a puff of smoke, if I recall correctly
Ancient Dragon
You do NOT
Ancient Dragon
For it was we DRAGONS who triumphed!
Snow Monkey
Um, excuse me
Sage Fish
What is it?
Ancient Dragon
Yes, can't you see we're busy?
Snow Monkey
Well, um...
Sage Fish
Spit it out!
Snow Monkey
It's just that...
Ancient Dragon
Just say it!
Snow Monkey
What I want to say is...
Snow Monkey
I JUST THINK YOU GUYS ARE REALLY COOL!
Snow Monkey
blushes
Sage Fish
Oh!
Sage Fish
That's rather sweet
Ancient Dragon
Well Sage Fish you DID have a FEW good moves
Sage Fish
Yes Ancient Dragon, you are somewhat impressive
Snow Monkey
Can I make a request?
Sage Fish
But of course!
Snow Monkey
WOULD YOU GUYS BATTLE RIGHT NOW?!
Ancient Dragon
What do you say, Sage Fish?
Sage Fish
Why not? For old times' sake
Snow Monkey
COOOOOL! Ok ready? BATTLE!
Ancient Dragon
HIIIIIYAAAAAAA!!!!
Sage Fish
WAAATATATATAAAAAA!
Snow Monkey
KEEEYOWWWWWWWWWWW!
THE END
Actions
Ancient Dragon
roasts marshmallow with fiery breath
Sage Fish
holds breath for really long time
Snow Monkey
slips on banana peel
Ancient Dragon
swooshes great tail
Sage Fish
squirts water
Snow Monkey
swings into audience
Director
ACTION!
Director
From the top
Director
Places please!
Director
Bravo! Fantastic acting!
Director
That's a wrap!

18) A Humbug Holiday (December 2011)

A Humbug Holiday was a Stage play in Club Penguin. It was a parody of the classic story A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. It first premiered in December 2011 and has since then had four encores.